Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Remote Control Vibrators
The Ones That Earned Their Spot
The Machine That Does the Work: Vedo Hummer 2.0
Sit back and let it run. The Vedo Hummer 2.0 is the closest thing to hands-free there is - real suction, real rhythm, and a remote so you never have to break the mood. It's the top of the line for a reason. See all the Blowjob Machines & Automatic Strokers.
Built for Realism: PDX Plus Perfect 10
When nothing but lifelike will do, the PDX Plus Perfect 10 Torso delivers - heavy, soft, and shockingly real. It's an investment piece, and it earns it. More in Masturbators.
The One My Wife Thanks Me For: A Vibrating Cock Ring
Harder, longer, and a buzz she feels too - a vibrating ring is the cheapest upgrade to partnered sex there is. The Screaming O is the no-brainer starter; browse all our Vibrating Cock Rings.
The One Nobody Talks About (But Should): Prostate Massager
If you've never explored it, you're leaving the most intense orgasm of your life on the table. The Platinum Vibrating Prostate Massager is a body-safe, beginner-friendly way in. More in Prostate Massagers.
The Pornstar Stroker: Dani Daniels
Officially molded from adult star Dani Daniels and bundled with a download code, the Dani Daniels Realistic Stroker is a fan favorite for a reason - lifelike, dual-entry, and built to last.
Don't Skip the Lube: Pjur Original
Twenty-five years in, I can tell you the lube matters as much as the toy. Pjur Original is the premium silicone glide I keep stocked - a few drops lasts, and it never gets tacky. See all Silicone Lubes.
Shopping for Her Instead?
See Haley's Top 20, or read our Reviews & Buying Guides.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are the best sex toys for men?
Depends what you're after - strokers and BJ machines for solo, cock rings for partnered sex, prostate toys for the most intense finish. My Top 20 above is the shortcut: every one is something I actually use.
What's a good first sex toy for a guy?
A vibrating cock ring or a quality stroker - affordable, easy, and an instant upgrade.
Is shipping discreet?
Always - a plain, unmarked box with discreet billing on your statement.