Spicy Picks – The Toys We Actually Reach For
We’re a married couple who run a sex toy company, which means we’ve tried more toys than just about anyone alive – and these are the ones that earned a permanent place in our lives. Not paid placements. Not whatever’s overstocked. Just the best of the best, split into two very personal lists:
- Haley’s Top 20 – the toys that live in her nightstand (and her suitcase, and the pool bag…).
- John’s Top 20 – 25 years in the business, distilled into his can’t-live-without list.
Below them you’ll find the full collection of our favorites. Want the deep-dive guides instead? Browse our Reviews & Buying Guides.
Magic Wands & Body Massagers
Vibrating Cock Rings
Magic Wands & Body Massagers
Magic Wands & Body Massagers
Blowjob Machines & Automatic Strokers
Magic Wands & Body Massagers
Realistic Strokers
Realistic Strokers
Prostate Massagers & P Spot Stimulators
Blowjob Machines & Automatic Strokers
Prostate Massagers & P Spot Stimulators
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Clitoral Vibrators
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Male Sex Dolls
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Sex Swings & Sex Machines
Blowjob Machines & Automatic Strokers
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
G Spot Vibrators
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Why Trust Our Picks?
Most "best sex toys" lists online are written by people who've never touched the products. Ours aren't. Every toy here has been tried, tested, and re-ordered by the two people who own the shop - and we hear from thousands of customers a year, so we know what actually works versus what just looks good in a photo.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the best sex toys to buy?
It depends on what you're after - start with Haley's Top 20 for her and John's Top 20 for him, or browse all our favorites below. Each pick is something we genuinely use and recommend.
Are these your actual favorites or paid placements?
Our actual favorites. Nothing on these lists is here because a brand paid for it.
Is shipping discreet?
Always - everything ships in a plain, unmarked box with discreet billing.