A Hands-Free Blowjob Simulator That Does the Work
The Hummer takes the one thing you can’t do for yourself and automates it. It’s a fully automatic suction machine – up to 109 pulses a minute – so instead of a stroke you get a rhythm, hands-free, start to finish. Set it going and your only job is to enjoy it.
25 Ways to Run It
Five speeds and five intensity levels give you 25 combinations, and you dial them in from a sleek remote without moving a muscle. Slow and building or fast and relentless – the point is that you decide, and you can change your mind mid-session with a button. It’s also what makes it a proper edging tool: back it off right before, hold, and go again.
The Sleeve
The sleeve is soft and stretchy with an integrated pleasure ring for extra grip and sensation, plus a glow-in-the-dark finish because why not. It fits comfortably and cleans up easily, especially since the whole thing is waterproof.
Submersible, Rechargeable, Travel-Ready
It’s completely submersible, so the shower is on the table and cleanup is just a rinse. It’s USB rechargeable with the cable included and plug-and-play, meaning you can keep going while it charges – no dead-battery interruptions. And the travel lock means it stays quiet and off in a bag.
Let It Take Over
Picture it: nothing to hold, nothing to do, just the remote in your hand and a rhythm building exactly the way you set it. You take your time, back it off when you get close, and let it climb again – as many times as you’ve got the patience for. When you’re finally done making yourself wait, it finishes the job. Add it to your cart.
Care and Cleaning
Use a water-based lube with the sleeve, and rinse it clean under water with a little mild soap or a toy cleaner after use. Let it dry fully before storing. If the sleeve is a porous material, treat it accordingly – clean thoroughly and replace it periodically.
Why Buy It Here
Family-run since 1996, and we still choose everything we stock ourselves. Discreet, plain-box shipping on every order, free over $75, with real people on hand if you have a question.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is it really hands-free?
Yes – it’s a fully automatic suction machine you control from a remote, so you don’t have to do the work.
How strong is the suction?
Up to 109 suction pulses a minute, across 5 speeds and 5 intensity levels – 25 combinations in total, from gentle to intense.
Can I use it in the shower?
Yes – it’s completely submersible, so it’s shower-safe and easy to rinse clean.
Do I need to keep it plugged in?
No – it’s USB rechargeable. It’s also plug-and-play, so if the battery runs low you can use it while it charges.
What lube should I use?
A water-based lube is the safe all-rounder for the sleeve. Use plenty.













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