Masturbators
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Sex Doll Torsos
Prostate Massagers & P Spot Stimulators
Anal Probes & Rods
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Clit Suckers & Rose Toys
Anal Gem Plugs
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Big Black Dildos
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Haley's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
Spicy Picks - Our Favorite Sex Toys
John's Top 20 Favorite Sex Toys
Why Trust Our Picks?
Most "best sex toys" lists online are written by people who've never touched the products. Ours aren't. Every toy here has been tried, tested, and re-ordered by the two people who own the shop - and we hear from thousands of customers a year, so we know what actually works versus what just looks good in a photo.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the best sex toys to buy?
It depends on what you're after - start with Haley's Top 20 for her and John's Top 20 for him, or browse all our favorites below. Each pick is something we genuinely use and recommend.
Are these your actual favorites or paid placements?
Our actual favorites. Nothing on these lists is here because a brand paid for it.
Is shipping discreet?
Always - everything ships in a plain, unmarked box with discreet billing.