Loverboy The Goalie – 8″ Vanilla Vibrating Realistic Dildo
The “Big-Stick Scorer” Wired Remote Vibration Champ
The Goalie is the vanilla-beige hockey hunk with a thick 8-inch “big stick” he definitely knows how to use. Almost 2″ of girth fills you completely while realistic veins and a smooth head deliver that “better-than-real” feel. A wired remote controls multi-speed vibration from teasing warm-up to full-throttle overtime, letting you (or your partner) dial the intensity exactly right. The powerful suction cup sticks to any smooth surface for solo goal-scoring rides or locks into your harness for strap-on domination that goes into sudden-death overtime.
Key Features:
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8″ total / 6.25″ insertable × 1.75″ thick – perfect “fills you up” championship size
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Realistic vanilla beige tone + heavy veining – looks and feels like a thick, ready player
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Multi-speed vibration – wired remote twist dial from gentle to intense rumble
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Powerful suction cup – sticks like crazy, great for shower goals
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Harness compatible – works with stretchy O-rings for pegging or strap-on play
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Body-safe PVC – phthalate-free, no fragrance/latex, easy clean
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Runs on 2 AA batteries – (not included)
Ships from SpicyGear.com in completely discreet, plain-box packaging — looks like you just ordered a fancy beige candle that happens to vibrate and make you scream “score!”
Why Choose The Goalie?
Because one twist of the remote and that thick, veiny vanilla shaft starts buzzing while the realistic texture strokes every spot — stamina that never quits until you’re tapping out. Stick him on the wall for solo overtime or strap him on and watch them beg for extra periods. The vanilla vibrating champ that turns regular play into “go all night, goalie” play.

















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