Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator — The Original Realistic Butt Masturbator

The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is the original best-seller that started the line — a full-size, curvy butt-and-hips piece molded from Pipedream’s skin-like Fanta Flesh. With over 20 pounds of soft, weighted realism and openings on both sides, it delivers a hands-free experience that smaller strokers can’t match. (The popular Fuck Me Silly Petite is a scaled-down version of this very piece.)

The One That Started It All

This is the flagship Fuck Me Silly. Set it on a bed or surface and its soft, heavy body stays put, letting you enjoy it from either side, hands-free, in whatever position you like.

Two Openings, One Realistic Canal

It features both a vaginal and an anal opening, which connect to a single internal canal. Spread the cheeks for the rear, or flip it over for the front — both passages are lined in plush Fanta Flesh for a snug, true-to-life feel. Use plenty of lubricant for an easy, realistic glide.

Over 20 Pounds of Body-Safe Fanta Flesh

Fanta Flesh is Pipedream’s premium, skin-like material — plush, with realistic give and weight. It’s phthalate-free and built for repeated use.

Specifications

• Material: Fanta Flesh / TPR (phthalate-free)
• Weight: 20+ lbs
• Openings: Vaginal + anal, connecting to one shared canal
• Construction: Soft Fanta Flesh over an internal foam core
• SKU: WTPPDRD174 · Brand: Pipedream

Everything Included in the Kit

• Life-size Fanta Flesh butt with vaginal & anal openings
• Moist water-based lubricant to get started
• Pipedream toy cleaner

Care & Maintenance — Important

This piece has an internal foam core, so it needs slightly different care than a hollow stroker:

• Use a water-based lubricant only — never silicone.
• Clean it only by flushing warm water in and out through the vaginal and anal openings (the two connect, so flushing either one cleans the canal), then add a little toy cleaner.
• Never submerge the whole piece in water, and do not flush water through the opening on the back. Water reaching the foam core will cause it to shrink and shrivel permanently.
• Let it air-dry fully before storing in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. A light dusting of renewing (cornstarch) powder on the surface keeps the Fanta Flesh soft.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

Like everything at SpicyGear, the Fuck Me Silly Mega ships in a plain, unmarked box with discreet billing on your statement — no logos, no hints. Free USA shipping on orders over $75, and we’ve shipped privately since 1996.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Fuck Me Silly Mega, and how big is it?
It’s the original, full-size Fuck Me Silly — a curvy butt-and-hips piece weighing over 20 pounds, with realistic openings on both sides.

What openings does it have?
Both a vaginal and an anal opening, which connect to a single internal canal. You can use it from either side.

How do I clean it?
Flush warm water in and out through the vaginal and anal openings only, then use the included toy cleaner and air-dry. Never submerge it, and never flush water through the back opening — that protects the inner foam core.

What is Fanta Flesh, and is it body-safe?
Fanta Flesh is Pipedream’s plush, skin-like TPR. It’s phthalate-free; use a water-based lubricant only.

How is it different from the Fuck Me Silly 2?
The original Mega is larger (over 20 lbs) and shaped as a curvy butt piece; the Fuck Me Silly 2 is a lighter torso with a 36DD bust. Same lifelike Fanta Flesh feel, different body.