Cheap thrills the first mate

A first mate who pulls his weight – all 2.7 pounds of it

Most strokers feel like an afterthought in your hand. The Cheap Thrills First Mate doesn’t. At a full 2.7 lbs / 1.2 kg, this is a life-size ass and a set of lifelike balls with the heft to match – the kind of solid, grab-it-with-both-hands build that turns a quick session into a proper voyage. Cast in soft, stretchy Pure Skin, it’s tight where you want tight and gives where you want give, so every stroke lands somewhere between “almost too real” and “exactly right.”

The feel: soft on the outside, relentless on the inside

Pure Skin is the headline here – that broken-in, lifelike softness that warms to the touch and grips on the way out. Slide in and the multi-textured canal goes to work: ridges, grooves, and tight spots staggered down the length so no two strokes feel quite the same. It’s a built-in variety pack, and it does not get bored before you do.

Closed-end suction you actually control

The back end is sealed, which is where the real trick lives. Cover the air channel and the First Mate pulls back hard with every stroke; ease off and it loosens to a smooth glide. One fingertip is your throttle – dial it from lazy Sunday to full-throttle finish without ever breaking rhythm.

Built for every body

This is a stroker for whoever’s doing the stroking. Gay, bi, partnered, solo, or simply curious – if you’ve got something to slide in, the First Mate fits the bill. No fantasy required, no apology asked. A realistic ass and balls, doll-grade in feel, sized to take everything you bring.

Keeping your first mate ship-shape

Pure Skin loves a little aftercare. Use a water-based lube only – silicone lube breaks down this material over time. Rinse warm after each session, clean with a toy-safe cleaner or mild unscented soap, and let it fully air-dry. A light dusting of renewing/cornstarch powder keeps the surface silky and tack-free between voyages. Store it somewhere cool and out of direct sun.

Why buy it here

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Cheap Thrills First Mate – FAQ

What’s the First Mate made of?
Soft, stretchy Pure Skin – CalExotics’ lifelike material. Use a water-based lube only; silicone lube degrades this material.

How heavy is it?
A substantial 2.7 lbs / 1.2 kg. The weight is the point – it gives you a real, two-handed hand-feel instead of a flimsy sleeve.

Does the suction adjust?
Yes. The end is closed, so covering the air channel builds strong suction and easing off loosens the glide. You control the pull with one finger.

Is this just for gay guys?
No. It’s a realistic ass-and-balls stroker for any body and any orientation – gay, bi, or curious. If you’ve got something to slide in, it works.

How do I clean and store it?
Rinse warm, wash with a toy-safe cleaner or mild unscented soap, air-dry fully, then dust lightly with renewing powder. Store cool and out of direct sunlight.