Starts Realistic, Ends Somewhere Else Entirely
Uninflated, this is a straightforward realistic dildo – 2.25″ across, veined, with a properly sculpted head. That is where it begins, not where it stays. A few squeezes of the bulb and the shaft swells toward roughly three times that girth, and because you control the bulb, you control exactly how far and exactly how fast. It is the only kind of toy that lets you change your mind halfway through.
The Numbers, Straight
Total length is 12″ with 10.5″ insertable, and the shaft starts at 2.25″ across before you touch the bulb. That starting figure is already substantial – this is not a toy that begins gently and then gets interesting. Where it ends up depends entirely on how many squeezes you give it, which is the point.
The Bulb and the Release Valve
The squeeze bulb sits at the base on a short hose and inflates in small increments, so you can add a little, wait, and add more once you have adjusted. The safety release valve is the part worth knowing about before you start: press it and the shaft deflates immediately, no unscrewing and no waiting. Find it with your fingers before you use the toy, not during.
Working Up To It
Inflatables reward patience more than almost any other toy, and this one especially. Insert it fully deflated, let your body settle around it, and only then start pumping – one or two squeezes at a time with a pause between each. Use far more water-based lube than you think you need, reapply as you go, and stop inflating the moment it stops feeling good rather than pushing for a number. Depth and girth are both yours to decide, and there is nothing to prove here. If you feel any pinching, sharp pain or numbness, hit the release valve.
Waterproof and Simple to Clean
There is nothing electrical in this toy – the whole mechanism is a bulb and a valve – so it is genuinely waterproof and can go in the shower or the bath. Afterwards, wash it deflated with toy cleaner and warm water, paying attention to the seam where the hose meets the base, and let it dry completely before storing. Store it deflated and away from direct sunlight and heat.
As Far as You Want to Take It
You start it small on purpose, because the whole appeal is the part that comes next. It goes in easily, and for a moment it is unremarkable. Then you squeeze once and feel it answer, and you wait, and you squeeze again. Every pump is a decision you make with your own hand – a little more, then a little more, right up until you find the edge of what you can take and hold yourself there. Then you let it go all at once. Add it to the cart.
Why Buy It Here
Selling this stuff since 1996 means we know inflatables live or die on the valve, and a cheap one that will not deflate on demand is a genuinely unpleasant surprise. This one has a proper safety release. Every order ships in a plain, unmarked box with a billing descriptor that gives nothing away, and USA orders over $75 ship free.
Ram 12″ Inflatable Dildo – FAQ
How much bigger does it actually get?
It starts at 2.25″ across and inflates toward roughly three times that girth. You decide where to stop – each squeeze of the bulb adds a small amount, so you can work up gradually rather than committing to a size in advance.
How do you deflate it?
There is a safety release valve that deflates the shaft immediately when pressed. Locate it before you begin so you can find it by feel. You never have to unscrew anything or wait for air to bleed out.
Is it safe to inflate while it is inside you?
That is how it is designed to be used – insert it deflated, then pump gradually. Go one or two squeezes at a time, pause between them, and use plenty of water-based lube. Stop immediately and release if you feel pinching, sharp pain, or numbness.
Is it waterproof?
Yes. There are no electronics in it – just the bulb and valve – so it can be used in the shower or bath and washed under running water.
How should it be stored?
Fully deflated, clean and completely dry, away from direct sunlight and heat. Store it flat rather than folded around the hose.








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