Fuck Me / Fuck You Reversible Blindfold

A Funny Eye Mask With a Mood Switch

Some nights you want to be ravished. Some nights you want to be left alone. This reversible blindfold says both, so you don’t have to. One side reads Fuck Me, the other Fuck You, stitched in black script across a silky silver mask. Flip it to match the mood and let your partner read the forecast.

Silky, Padded and Comfortable

The manufacturer makes it from silk with a padded center, so it feels soft against the face whichever message is showing. Black stitching trims the edge, and the mask measures 3.75″ x 8″ – wide enough to cover the eyes completely. A wide elastic strap holds it in place with nothing to tie.

Bedroom Blindfold or Sleep Mask

Use it the fun way: slip it on, take away the view, and let every touch arrive as a surprise. Or use it the honest way, as a sleep mask that tells everyone exactly where you stand before you nod off. One size fits most, so it suits either of you.

A Gift That Gets a Laugh

It is the easy pick for a bachelorette party, a white elephant swap, a stocking or a Valentine’s card that needs backup. Pair it with something from whips, paddles and ticklers to turn the joke into a plan, or browse more styles in blindfolds and masks, like the Sex & Mischief Satin Blindfold.

Message Received

You come to bed and find them already lying there, mask on, and the side facing up says everything. No negotiation, no guessing games, just a grin you can hear in the dark. Tonight, at least, the answer is yes.

Care

Hand wash in cool water with a mild soap or toy cleaner and lay flat to air dry.

Why Buy It Here

SpicyGear is a woman-owned shop that has sold adult toys online since 1996. Orders ship in a plain, unmarked box with a discreet billing descriptor, and shipping is free over $75.

Reversible Blindfold FAQ

What does the mask say?
One side says Fuck Me and the other says Fuck You, embroidered in black script on a silver mask. Wear whichever side matches the mood.

Is it a blindfold or a sleep mask?
Both. It has no eyeholes and a padded center, so it blocks your view for sensory play, and it is comfortable enough to sleep in.

What is it made of?
The manufacturer lists it as silk with elastic, and the center is padded. The strap is a wide elastic band.

How big is it?
The mask measures 3.75″ x 8″ and the elastic strap fits most adults.

How do I clean it?
Hand wash in cool water with mild soap or toy cleaner and lay it flat to air dry.