Maitre D Tuxedo Thong – One Size

Dinner Is Served

The Maitre D turns a thong into a tuxedo. The pouch has faux buttons and a little bow tie, and the back is a thong with tuxedo tails. It’s funny, it’s cheeky, and it gets a reaction every time.

Gag Gift or Date Night

It’s a crowd-pleaser at bachelorette parties, bridal showers and anniversaries – and it’s comfortable enough to actually wear when the joke turns into a private show.

Fit and Fabric

One size fits waists from 28″ to 36″. It’s made from a cool, stretchy polyester and spandex blend.

Care

Hand wash only, then hang it to dry.

More for Him

For something less formal, see the Cut It Out thong or every style in Slutty Clothes for Him.

Your Table Is Ready

You come out with a towel over your arm and a tray in one hand, wearing nothing but a bow tie in a very unusual place. They laugh first. Then they stop laughing. Add it to your cart and take their order.

Why Buy It From SpicyGear

In adult retail since 1996. Plain packaging, discreet billing, and free shipping over $75.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size is the Maitre D thong?
It’s one size and fits waists from 28″ to 36″.

What is it made of?
A stretchy polyester and spandex blend.

Is it a good gag gift?
Yes. It’s popular for bachelorette parties, bridal showers and anniversaries.

What does the back look like?
It’s a thong back with tuxedo-style tails.

How do I wash it?
Hand wash only.